A-GA!!!!!

That's not a battle cry - that's the short name for a Hentai type of game from Illusion that I had the fortune, or is that misfortune, of coming across.

Based on the screenshots I've seen online, I'm tittilated (pun intended) to give this a try, but everything is in Japanese. I can't tell my display settings from my gamepad settings.

OK

Whew

I clicked on on button and now I'm in the game. The introduction is long - way too long. In fact, it's like watching a porno clip, only done in CGI and pixellated where the squishy parts are. They've gone through all the trouble of making this an adult title, so why is this censored?



Anyway, after a long sex scene, I'm left running around what appears to be a hallway of a house. I run up to doors, but usually nothing happens, or Japanese text tells me to get lost, or something like that. Not a good start. I decide to call it quits for now and go watch some real porn...